Be Sexy

Put a sexy outfit on because I felt like it. Took the dogs out and laughed at the “caution wet floor” signs in the hall, I couldn’t imagine anyone slipping and falling on a wet carpet.
Managed 3 sets of stairs and out the door to a few more in heels with 2 pit bulls dragging me every step of the fragile way, as I do everyday. Another tenant on my tail said “you’re dog peed on the stairs (inside the building). Its not a big deal, it will dry like the snow.” Just as I found his dog pee to snow equation quite poetic he said “Dem are sum purdy dogs, day bite?”
Dogs poo and pee, back in the building and I do notice that the stairs look clean for a change, except for the yellow puddles….oopsy. Now I understand the wet floor signs I previously laughed at but still might have to go photograph.
I’m a good tenant so I grab my papertowels and cleaning product to clean up after my dog. I only had to do that for a few seconds. One of the building workers whom I’ve gotten to know pretty well says “Hey Becky, I like you’re outfit, where you goin?” and continues to clean up my mess for me with a mop as I walk back up the stairs into my apt.
Moral of the story is: Put a sexy outfit on because you feel like it. The end.