THE CALL OF BOOTY

The fact that I woke up so early and remained functional and productive throughout my sweat filled morning is amazing considering how I was rudely awakened at 4am by my obnoxiously upbeat ring tone. At the very reasonable hour of 10:12 pm I sent a gentle text message asking “are you awake?” Well, actually, it said ‘whats up ho, u sleepin?” I guess the ho was sleeping and somehow found it an acceptable revenge to call me back when I was sure to be sleeping. He was of course wasted, very lonely, and a little rude. Oddly enough, being on my own, an idependant woman has raised my self esteem just enough that being your “last resort” is no longer good enough for me. Niether is delivering myself to your doorstep when you need a blow job and hearing you talk about how you want a relationship with someone, and how you have a date, and sitting there while you text other chicks, talk to your ex on the phone and do whatever the fuck else it is you do while you ignore me after you’ve requested my presence in the first place. Nope, not good enough…..not even close.